The Monkey's Paw Game...

[Safty]

Okay, here's a game I picked up at another forum and it really took off there...

Basically, you make a wish and the person who replies says "wish granted", but adds a terrible twist to the wish. Just like in the story of the monkey's paw..

Example: If I said "I wish for a million dollars.", the person who replies could say "Wish granted, but Safty loses all the money at the race track and has to live in a cardboard box." .. or whatever, then that person makes a wish.
Remember, whatever is written shouldn't be taken personally. It is just a game after all.

Got it? Okay, then, let's give it a go...

I wish I had a huge house....

[Kagami]

Wish granted, except the lighting strikes the house and it burns down to a ground.

I wish for Frosted Mini Wheats cereal.

[Safty]

Wish granted, but the cereal has gone past it's sell by date.

I wish I could go on some bizarre magical adventure where I get stuck in a magical world and have to save the people in it...think Kingdom Hearts XD

[Kagami]

WOO! Kingdom Hearts! Wish granted Safty, but a terrible fate awaits you, one of your enemies with destroy you...and there will be no 'continue' or 'load game' button after you die.

I wish that lived in a palace.

[Ran]

Wish Granted But The Palace was Old,Dusty and it was so unsafe to live in because it could collapse anytime. :-(

I wish i could have a cool career

~Ran

[Safty]

Unfortunatley that career...is as a block of cheese, Chilling out in the fridge. :XD

I wish I knew how to play the Saxophone so I could be as awesome as Midvalley the Hornfreak XD

[Sirius]

Wish granted! To bad playing the sax is now forbidden all over the world thanks to our new dictator.

I wish I had yummy yummy pizza!

[KingRoxas]

Wish Granted ... but unfortunately the pizza is made out of toe jam ..... your allergic to that ....

I wish I had a Playstation 2 so I could play Kingdom Hearts 2

[Sirius]

Wish granted! Two minutes into the opening movie, however, you TV explodes.

I wish I knew how to dance.

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but.. it's the thumb-kick-seizure dance that was made famous in an episode of Seinfeld. x.x

I wish I could fly. ._.

[KingRoxas]

Wish Granted. Unfortunately the US army shoots you down and mistook you for a terriorst.

I wish I could Sing!

[lionfayt]

wish Granted!....except at your BIG concert you got Larangitus(i dont know how to spell it) and lost your voice

I wish i can be the Genie from Aladdin

[KingRoxas]

Wish Granted. Howver Jafar found your Genie bottle, now you have to listen to his orders xD

I wish I had a Keyblade.

[Kagami]

Wish granted, but the Heartless and Nobodies caught you off guard while you were sleeping and turned you into a Heartless and a Nobody.

I wish I was a witch.

[KingRoxas]

Wish Granted. Unfortunately you were accused of extreme acts of terrorism, and hung .... I mean, "eliminated." Oh .... and you have your own nobody xD

I wish I was the owner of a popular Video Gaming company .... lets say Squre Enix!

[Kagami]

Wish granted. Except no one buys anymore of the video games and Square Enix goes bankrupt!

I wish that I was in Kingdom Hearts 3.

[lionfayt]

Wish granted, but then you find out you were dreaming

i wish i could become an Anime character or even more specific Daisuke Niwa

[Kagami]

Wish granted, except you are awoken by a bright light as you lay in your own padded room in a straight jacket.

I wish I was Namine from Kingdom Hearts 2.

[KingRoxas]

Wish Granted. The day before KH3 gets released Disney somehow comes up with a way to sue Square Enix, thus no KH3 .... guess your stuck in KH2 my friend ....

I wish I could Voice Act ..... since I really suck at it.

[Kagami]

Wish granted, except every company that makes anime decides to sue everyone who hasn't asked to use their storylines and anime, making it for the Voice Acting Alliance to have no anime to make fandubs with.

I wish that I could sing.

[KingRoxas]

Wish Granted. However you try to test your new singing abilities on American Idol, Simon shamelessly embarrases you in from of America, thus you hide in shame.

I wish I had a Nobody ....

[lionfayt]

wish granted, but you found out that nobody was a somebody thus, lost your nobody

i wish i can be in a Band

[Ihsahn]

Wish granted. Unfortunately, you sound exactly like Missy Elliot.

I wish my band would get signed to a good record label...

[lionfayt]

wish dranted, but that record label was really produced by the makers of Sesame Street so, you guys are playing on a learning show with BigBird

i wish i can make a Successful Disney animated film like they used to do

[Kagami]

Wish granted, but shortly after it makes money, people find out about the big Disney porn flaw and stop buying your film.

I wish that I could meet The Used.

[Ihsahn]

Wish granted, but the Used really, REALLY sucks...

I wish I could find my Iron Maiden "Aces High" T-shirt.

[Kagami]

Wish granted, but you find there's a large tear in the back.

I wish that I lived in Halloween Town.

[TMicko]

Wish granted but all the zombies in the town ate you and you had no shotgun...aww

I wish I had a huge ass house made of candy. (Hopefully no witch will eat me)

[Margo]

Wish granted, but you eat it all, and not only are you fat, but homeless too. What a shame...

I wish I could go to more anime conventions!

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but they are all attended by nobody except for big sweaty guys without the proper proportions to pull off a cosplay and yet do it anyway. Ironic. Also: The guest of honour for all the conventions is Chuck Norris.

I wish my major assignments and projects were finished.

[GravitasLost]

Wish granted, but the assignments were finished by a team of chimpanzees with crayons, and no knowledge of the subject matter at all! Only the ability to write the
name Edwyn (and your last name) in the name section!

I wish for 200 monkeys to arrive at my front door!

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but the monkeys are only satisfied by the succulent taste of human flesh. You can fill in the rest of the details yourself. Mmmmmm.... Human flesh.

I wish I had all the next gen consoles right now!

[Menchi]

Wish Granted!, But they all break due to some being umcompleted



I Wish for Fallen Angel to be turned into an anime

[Kei]

Wish Granted but instead all it is, is an image of angel falling.


I wish I was 5'7 and adorable(er) >D

[Batgirl]

Wish granted. You are now a 5'7" Squirrel, with a pink bow. of course, since you are an oversized squirrel, you have very large teeth and claws.

Hmm I wish for some more free time.

[minkchan]

Wish granted Laura! Now you're stuck in a glass cubicle with nothing but a chair and nothing at all to do. Course with all this free time, you can very well sit, stand, and maybe even day dream for years and years to come! ^_^

I wish to own my very own petting zoo.

[Klaymen1]

Wish granted Minkchan. You are now the owner of a petting zoo full of rabid animals foaming at the mouth and are fenced in by a chalk line on the ground.

I wish I was dead.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but you're awake and aware the entire time as your body slowly starts to decay and decompose and you try to scream and scream for help but not a single muscle in your body moves as your flesh is slowly devoured by maggots, worms and other unnameable creatures of the soil. Pretty grim.

I wish I never got into Magic: The Gathering TCG!

[Icypopcorn]

Wish granted, but tomorrow your cousin will show you the game and you'll get into it anyways :D

I wish I could sing like Hikaru Utada.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but that is the only way you can communicate from now on: by singing Japanese songs in the voice of Hikaru Utada. Forever.

I wish I were a porn star!

[Icypopcorn]

(LOL wtf?)
Wish granted, but some nasty old man named Edwyn stalks you and rapes you and beats you with sticks O_o;;

I wish I would freaking BEAT KH2 already! >_<;

[Edwyn]

(what kind of a wish granting do you call THAT? XD)
Wish granted, you beat KH2! With a stick. Until the disc breaks.

I wish I could stop posting in "The Monkey's Paw Game" thread!

[Icypopcorn]

(NO MY KH2 *crycrycry*)
Wish granted, but you stopped posting in the thread because your internet, electricity, and anything modern was taken away and you went to go live with the Amish. /:

I wish mothers would stop aborting their babies. >_<;

[Edwyn]

(nooooooooooooo! Not the Amish! ;_;)
Wish granted, but the babies turn out to be radioactive biomutants from the Dark Side of Mars who proceed to conquer all of humanity! Foolish, pitiful hunams!

I wish that nothing would last forever!

[Ran]

Wish Granted. But Then The wish Backfired and you landed in a World of Nothingness

I wish I finished That Fandub i have to finish

~Ran

[Kagome]

Wih granted but then a virus hit your computer and deleted it?
LOL I'm not good at this..

I wish I had my own computer to record my lines!

[Kei]

Wish Granted but all it does is record lines, no internet, no drives to remove them, no games, no nothing >O!

I wish I had the nicest skin ever!

[Tom]

Wish granted, but, a year from now, your penis will fall off.

I wish Carrot Top would go away.

[Kei]

Wish Granted but he goes away...to your house!!!

I wish I had a great ability to sew and to be able to make any cosplay EVER!

[Margo]

Wish granted, but you soon become so consumed in your sewing and cosplay that you no longer VA, and shut yourself off to the rest of the world =O

I wish that...I didn't have any more homework XD

[minkchan]

Wish Granted! Too bad you don't have any more homework...now the parents gave you a huuuuge list of chores to do around the house that must be done ASAP.

I wish I could learn more Japanese.

[GravitasLost]

But once you learn Japanese you realize that all the text in Japanese is everyone making fun of you in Japanese on this board, and its been happening for years now!!

I wish I had a cat.

[minkchan]

eh hidoi.. *sniff sniff* hehe ^_~

Wish Granted ^_^ But now that you have an awsome cat, it can never be fixed, and now you're stuck with a cat who's heat cycle is constant and means that she meows at everything and anything, all the time 20/7 (the extra 4hours each day is for her naps). [wow kinda sounds like my cat haha]

I wish my won the lottery.

[MaNa Shuffle]

Wish Granted!
You have won the lottery but you only win $1.00

I wish I can Cosplay as Naraku from InuYasha XDDD

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but everybody ignores you because Inu Yasha is sooooooooooooooo last century.

I wish I caught the last train for the coast the day the music died.

[MaNa Shuffle]

Wish granted

you arrive at your destanation but the train dosen't stop so you cant get off.

I wish I met Haushinka cosplayed as Sakura from Naruto and I'm cosplayed as Naraku (Again)

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but you meet at the bottom of the ocean. And since you're in cosplay, you won't be wearing any form of diving equipment whatsoever. Which leads me to ask which would one die of first if trapped in that situation: drowning, the cold or the sheer atmospheric pressure of being that deep underwater. Dillemma!

I wish there were no tears in heaven!

[MaNa Shuffle]

Wish granted

but the tears get replaced by anger and you get the blame.

I wish i could fly XDD

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but after losing all sense of a personal gravity field, you float up higher and higher and eventually fly into outer space where you pop like a meaty, human-shaped balloon animal.

I wish the man around the corner would swear he'd kill the cat on sight!

[Tony]

Wish granted, but the cat was too strong, interrogated the man, and now the cat's coming after you.

I wish I was back in Las Vegas.

[MaNa Shuffle]

Wish granted!

but las vegas has changed a lot and you want to leave Las Vegas

I wish I was in a anime con full of Inuyasha,CCS And FMA While im cosplayed as Naraku again (geez i don't give up)

[Edwyn]

(DAMNIT! I'd written a great fate for Tony and you had to ruin it for me, didn't you? Grr.)
Wish granted, but you die. Horribly. Cruxified on a wall so that everyone can stand around and be horrified by your horrific death and yet admire your great costume.

I wish a long, long time ago in a galaxy far away Naboo was under an attack!

[Windy*]

I wish I was in a anime con full of Inuyasha,CCS And FMA While im cosplayed as Naraku again (geez i don't give up)

Wish granted. However, the con is secretly a base for a cosplayer Battle Royale, and you get stuck with a cell phone. Needless to say, you don't win; rather, the fat Winry cosplayer ends up eating all those who weren't killed by weapons and emerges victorious.


I wish I had a house full of fluffy kittens.

[minkchan]

Wish granted! Course the fluffy kitten grow up and loose all their fur. They were actually hairless cats!!

I wish for world peace.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, everybody dies! The world is now at peace. Amen.

I wish that someone would actually answer my previous wish!

[Masako-kun]

Granted, but Naboo shrugs off the attack and lives on another day!

I wish that I'd win the lottery for once! >.>

[Captain Jim]

GRANTED!You win the lottery,alright....but you then get attacked by killer IRS agents!ONOEZ!

I wish I was an anime character!

[Jaela]

Wish granted, but you are a side character that dies in the same episode in which he appeared.

I wish I had the world's largest muffin!



-Jaela

[Ran]

Wish Granted but You turn into an anime character which already exists and people think your inpersonating that anime character.

I wish People could show respect to others

~Ran

[Edwyn]

Ooooh! I get to answer two wishes!

Jaela: Wish granted, but the muffin is made.... OF HAM! THE HORROR! A HAM MUFFIN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ran:Wish granted, but such pithy politenes renders the term "respect" both worthless and meaningless as it turns everyone into carbon copies of one another who can do nothing but smile all day and think happy thoughts in perfect identity-less conformity. Grim!

I wish for puppies and pancakes!

[Ran]

Wish Granted Edwyn but The puppies ate the Pancakes and The Puppies Disappeared!

I wish That For people who dont take me seriously could take me seriously.

~Ran

[minkchan]

Wish Granted! But then things got TOO serious and your life is void of simple silly happy-ness.

*sighs* sorry bad fairy.

I wish that There was such a thing as a cat-dog.

[MaNa Shuffle]

Wish granted

but the cat-dogs only exist and dogs and cats are extinct

I wish I Can cosplay as Naraku again. I have to wish more than once (hey. I can dream)

[Nianqing]

Wish granted, but when you go to a con there are exactly sixty-two other Naraku cosplayers in that exact same outfit.

I wish my VA-ing was better. ^^;

[Zankoku no Yami]

Done. But to make you better, all the talent from everyone else had to be stripped away! Making it so no one wanted to VA anymore, and no one wanted anyone to VA anymore.

I wish I was a real Crossdressing Monkey Goddess.

[Nianqing]

Wish granted - but so is everybody else!

I wish I could afford to go to the really good school I live next to...

[Masako-kun]

Granted, but you then realise that it wasn't what you thought it would be. :(

I wish for a really fast car...like a TVR or something! ^^

[Nianqing]

Granted! ^^ You just don't get the engine.

I wish I could see perfectly without glasses!

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but now you see everything. Including the dark things that men should never see.... The creatures forever obscured by the darkness and the night. BEWARE THE WALLS! For they watch.... And wait.... And hungeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer....

I wish for yet another Final Fantasy game!

[ig.]

Wish granted! You get a shiny new copy of FF13. Now all you need is to wait five months and somehow acquire $600 to get a ps3!

I wish for world peace. Er...more world peace.

[Icypopcorn]

Wish granted, but that means ULTIMATE peace of ALL living things. MEANING, plants and animals too. So since we can't kill plants and animals, we all die because we can't eat :D

I wish my eyebrows weren't so ugly TT_TT;

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but after years of having wax-jobs, you develop big crow's feet around your eyes ;-;

I wish I could sing much better. ._.

[Nianqing]

Granted! But you're the best ever. EVER. And some jealous person kills you quick before you get too popular.

I wish nobody used MSN smileys...

[Margo]

Wish granted, but everyone starts using 133t and net speak instead. Like...24/7

I wish I had sushi!

[Ihsahn]

Wish granted. Unfortunatly, you suffer food poisoning and die.

I wish our band could play a bigger venue...

[Nianqing]

Granted! You get to play Mars.

I wish I could find some trousers to wear.

[minkchan]

Wish Granted. But they're bright lime green and a little see-through.

I wish my cat would stop meowing all the time.

[Margo]

Wish granted, but now the cat poops all over the house =D

I wish I had more time to VA >_>

[Zankoku no Yami]

Done! But then because you have more time to VA, you dont have ANY time to use the bathroom! OoOoOo.

I wish i was a girl!

[Windy*]

Granted. But... you're a girl. With constant PMS.

I wish I had a cookie!

[Margo]

Wish granted, but (this is predictable) you get eaten.

I wish I was...better at sewing =D

[minkchan]

Wish Granted!..But you have lost the imagination to make anything ~_~

I wish I had the most beautiful voice in the whole world.

[Chinomi]

Wish granted, but you will then be transported to a different world where everyone will sing better than you ]:

I wish for a cute little grey kitten :D

[Utada]

Wish granted, but then that cute little kitty goes crazy and tries to dominate the world!

I was I was skinny T_T

[GravitasLost]

Wish granted, you become skinny, so skinny that you need lead shoes so that you don't blow away when its windy.

I wish I could concentrate.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, you suffer a multitude of severe aneurysms from the extreme concentration.

I wish for a turkey sandwich!

[Deiji]

wish granted, but the turkey has past its sell by date and has become all green and moldy!

I wish for a boyfriend

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but he turns out to be a massive jerk who uses and abuses you and loves you only for your money and the promise of hot steamy sex!

I wish for the destruction of the world and the entire human race!

[GravitasLost]

Deji: You get a boyfriend, but he's so hairy, he makes Chewbacca look like a professional swimmer, and you can't hug him without getting itchy!! And he has fleas too!

Edwyn: The world and human race is destroyed, but God creates a new one,
with a new and improved Edwyn named Bob made out of metal, that gets used as a ship's anchor.

(I just got a mental image of the aneurysms from the extreme concentration!! hahahah... thats too funny..)

I wish for more wishes!

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but the wishes following that wish will not be granted!

I wish for fish!

[GravitasLost]

Wish granted, you get the fish. and eat it. but the smell of dead fish stays with you for the rest of your life!

I wish for a single unified answer to all my questions! (haha I'm really asking for trouble with this one!!)

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but you forgot the questions!

I wish for tears in heaven!

[MaNa Shuffle]

Wish granted. then the tears in heven flood heaven then the river of tears land on earth which makes eternal rain!

I wish cosplaying as Naraku isnt hard to do.

[Utada]

Wish granted but then people mistake you as the real Masaka Naraku and glomp you to death!

Hmm...I wish i was famous *_*

[Brad Tajiri]

Wish granted. But then you are murdered by a crazed stalker/fan.

I wish Masaka would stop talking about cosplaying as Naraku. :razz:

[Kei]

Wish Granted but now Masaka just wants to talk about Naraku in a whole and your the lucky person that gets to hear alllll about it.

I wish I was cast to play the voice Sai in the Naruto American dub (When the fillers and all the other junk are finally dubbed which will be in 5865856865 years) and the voice of L in the dub of the Death Note anime >D!

[MaNa Shuffle]

Wish granted. and thats the only roles you'll ever do. nothing else. they will cast you as those characters over and over hahahah.

I wish IY anime dvds/and mangas (and the video games) are avaliable in the UK (And cosplay as Naraku. Nyah Nyah!!! Brad Tajiri!)

[lightofhope18]

Wish granted, but all the manga/dvds, etc. are stolen and it is illegial to cosplay as Naraku....

I wish that I was Riku Harada.... ^^

[Nianqing]

Granted! But so is everyone else. XD

I wish I could RP and sleep at the same time~

[Jaela]

Wish granted, but in the sleep-walking state required to uphold both activities at once, you end up bumping into many things and since you can't see things going on in the real world, you miss cool stuff like... like it starts raining icecream and you miss the whooole thing. >.<

(I'm really bad at this, can you tell?)

I wish I could meet my best friend, who unfortunately lives all the way in Hong Kong. >.<


-Jaela

[Nianqing]

Granted! China picks up from Asia, flies over and lands on the USA. You and your friend are the only survivors from either country! XD How wonderful~

I wish I could be in Jpop PVs~

[GravitasLost]

Wish granted, but PV in this case stands for Powerful Vortex, which sucks you up and along with a the JPOP videos and deposits you and them into the maw of an active volcano.

I wish that I could teleport anywhere I choose anytime I like.

[Utada]

GRANTED! But then you accidently teleport into Rosie O'Donnel's house and she is naked and you are traumitized for life

I wish I could make better websites ^^;

[Nianqing]

(Lmao doubleposting and deletion... This bit doesn't make sense now. The last wish was to pass exams lol just so people understand my thing.)

Granted! You go to all of your exams and for some reason your feet just take you right past the door...

I wish I had some LETTUCE right now!

[Kei]

Granted you get Lettuce from Tokyo mew mew shreaded in a bowl.

I wish I had every Shuichi Shindo Outfit perfectly made <3 Including boots and matching wigs!

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but the outfits are the size of circus tents, and the combined weight of all the outfits cause a miniature black hole to form, sucking in all of the planet and destroying everything! Also, your penis drops off.

I wish I took my chances, went the distance and got back on my feet, just a man and his will to survive!

[keyblader05]

wish granted! but sadley, your will to servive.....didnt servive XD

i wish i had all the time in the world, to do whatever i wanted, like travel the world it self.

[Icypopcorn]

Okay, wish granted. Someone throws you in an ocean and your head hits a rock and you get amnesia and forget everything and your body floats onto some little island and now you have all the time in the world and you can travel the world :D

I wish I had a jacket that actually fit me to wear on my dress for our school dance tomorrow >_>

[Margo]

Wish granted, but all of a sudden, your dress doesn't fit anymore.

I wish that I could sing higher >_>

[Utada]

Wish granted but one day you sing SO high that a wine glass breaks and a peice flies in your right eye and you are blinded

I wish I was british

[Zankoku no Yami]

Wish granted! But then a desease goes around that only kills the british!!

I wish Margo was MY man! (only a couple of people will get that XD)

[Margo]

Wish granted, but then Margo dumps you because you're a woman.

I wish...I could play piano better =D

[Zankoku no Yami]

You can play the piano better! But then you become emo like Rei!! OoOoOo!

I wish Samurai'sNEXT becomes the best radioplay EVER!

[Margo]

Wish granted, but now, no one listens to radioplays anymore >D Fandubs are so in =O

I wish I had the patience to learn violin >_>

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but unfortunately the violin teacher has no patience with you and tosses you out on your ear after the very first lesson! THE SWINE!

I wish puppies wouldn't bite off my penis if I bought Batman products. ;_;

[Tony]

Wish granted, but now nobody touches your penis.

I wish I had an agent.

[Nianqing]

Granted! Meet Secret Agent Mills. He's fifty years young, don't you know.

I wish I didn't have school today.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, because you shot the teacher and are now in jail for murder. But no school!

I wish I had chocolate frosted sugar bombs cereal!

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but then you fall into a sugar coma and eventually die because no one noticed for several days.

I wish my computer weren't shitty. ._.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, now your computer is a smoking crater! But it's definitely not shitty any more!

I wish being with you makes me believe that the sun will always shine and I'm glad that I'm with you girl, and that you're always mine: You are the one, so beautiful! My KAWKasian girl!

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but your KAWkasian girl is really a big, "KAW!" screaming Raven. A raven of the casian persuasion.

I wish I had as much talent as the AZN Dreamers. ;__;

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but you grow a penis. And then a puppy bites it off!

I wish molasses didn't taste like ass!

[GravitasLost]

Wish granted, but the food supplies dwindle down, and the only thing left to eat is real bona-fide ass.

I wish I could play this Monkey paw game as long as I'd like!

I also wish I could remember to logout of these boards.....
(people must think I"m really bored!!!!)

[minkchan]

Wish Granted... but you can never log back in. ~_~

I wish that the world was shaped like a cube and not a sphere.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but then the Sphere Lobby accuses you of be a shapist and you're taken to court for trying to promote the ideology of one shape as being superior to another. SHAPIST!

I wish I had sexy, sexy speakers on this computer.

[Batgirl]

Wish Granted. Your speakers are so sexy you can no longer get at your computer because of the Fangirls (and boys!) that are clinging to them.

I wish to play Magic the Gathering with Edwyn @_@.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but he borrows a cheap deck from one of his friends and beats you in every match with his cheap, broken deck. He is a bad man. Or rather, his friends are bad men. Bad men with cheap, game-breaking Magic decks. Bastards.

I wish Batman were my secret luvver. @_@

[gamesdisk]

Wish granted, but robin find you at it with the bat and cuts off your left ear

I wish to hang out with MR T

[Hideki]

Wish granted, but now he lives in your house, raids your frig, and says "i pity the fool" nonstop 24 hours a day

I wish i could draw really good anime

[Batgirl]

Wish Granted but unfortunately a lot of nitpicky elitist dicks follow you around and constantly squabble over weather your anime is "REAL AUTHENTIC" anime, or just a rip off, preventing you from ever doing anything with your talent.

I wish to go to Disney World right now.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, on the same day an unofficial serial killer convention is held in the theme park: complete with activities, fun and games! Well "activities, fun and games" that would appeal to a gathering of serial killers, anyway. Enjoy yourself!

I wish my "little black book" were a little less empty!

[Amby Leigh]

Wish granted, but it's filled up with 45 year old online predators that like to touch you in places you don't want them too.


I wish I had a faster internet connection.

[Kei]

Wish Granted but your internet connection goes so fast it opens everything you'd ever want to open in your life time and crashes from over exertion.

I wish a certain person I know would learn to appreciate me more ;-;

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but it's the wrong certain person and they appreciate you for all the wrong reasons and in entirely the wrong way. Often with leather straps and candle wax. Also, your penis falls off.

I wish I actually HAD a "little black book"!

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but it's actually a "little black book" of bookies for gambling.. and, oh, no, you make a bet that you thought was a sure thing, but wasn't. You're now in debt by, like, 80,000 dollars... run. :D

I wish I could be as hot as Emma Frost. :P

[Tom]

Done. But, a quick, tragic publicity on local TV news draws attention to crazy fanboys--one of which kills you, after abducting you and keeping you a sexual prisoner for 18 years.

I wish Hugh Jackman would come to my house with his hair styled like Wolverine would abduct me and keep me a sexual prisoner and fuck my brains out, forever/until I die. :-D

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but your penis falls off.

I wish my penis wouldn't fall off.

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but you lose it in a freak accident involving puppies.

I wish I could have a Dodge Viper RT/10.

[Yugure]

wish granted. but now you have AIDS.

I wish to be famous for being a voice actor

[Nikki Wright]

[AIDS? e.e]

Wish granted, but you're famous for the same reason GrantM is.

I wish Edwyn's penis would stay detached from his body. Forever.

[HyperFaerie]

Wish granted...how ever it becomes attached to your arm, Nikki :D

I wish my cat didn't have fleas ;_;

[Nikki Wright]

(I think I want to die now.)

[HyperFaerie]

(I love you Nikki :luv )

[Nikki Wright]

( :luv for you, too, Kimmie. :D)

[Edwyn]

Wish granted. Now it gets spider monkeys. Angry, rabid spider monkeys. That have ebola.

I wish my penis was stuck in an even worse position on Nikki's body! *cross fingers*

[Yugure]

( :P hey HyperFaerie... VG ROCKS!)

[McCorvic Sucks]

Wish granted, it's in the small of her back where neither you nor her can ever scratch it when it gets all sweaty ever again. Ever.

I wish that I didn't have to work at 6am/in 3 hours.

[Nick Tiner]

Done, but you too must have an Edwyn penis back.

I wish I could fit more marshmallows in my mouth.

[GForce]

Done but you must forever endure the hardships of having a saliva semi-solid white substance in your mouth that could be mistaken for something else...FOREVER!

I wish people would forget about my failed Tamtu impression.

[Yugure]

granted, but now you sound like Donald Duck for the rest of your life

I wish I had angelic wings that I could use to fly with

[TomaMoto]

Oh, you have angelic wings... too bad your new relation to birds has allowed you to acquire the tragic avian flu. Enjoy the last seven days of your life.

I wish I owned a tuxedo.

[HyperFaerie]

Wish granted. How ever, the tuxedo pants are butless chaps that cause insane amounts of chaifing.

I wish Edywn's penis was involved with a tragic accident and had to be surgically removed from all parties involved.

[Nikki Wright]

Wish Granted. But now Anna's vagina is permanently attached to Edwyn's forehead.

I wish for anyone who was granted to have AIDS or HIV to not have any sort of life threatening disease wished upon them anymore.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but now you have triple the Edwyn penis. On your back. And they're all stiff, throbbing and erect. On your back.

I wish this damn vagina on my forehead would go away and stay away from the rest of my body!

[McCorvic Sucks]

Wish granted. Instead, the vagina becomes your side kick that you can never, ever get rid of and manages to always make appearnaces whenever you try to get a ladies number for a hot date. The vagina also constantly hums that song from Karate Kid off key.

I wish that I would get signed to a major record label for my mad kazoo skills.

[Nick Tiner]

Sure thing...with your mad skillz of you playing songs by slaping your ass.

I wish for Nikki not to harm me in ner next wish in anyway

[Matt Cruea]

Nikki's wish, of course, has nothing to do with Nick (why would she even acknowledge him?). HOWEVER, Matt's next wish DOES, and he is forced to succumb to the terrible secret of Matt's wish.

That being said, I wish for Nick to lose his sense of taste.

[Yugure]

Nick loses his sense of taste, but Matt looses the ability to get an erection.

I wish to never see/touch/be crawled on by another spider of any kind again

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, now the spiders infest the inside of your body. They also mate and make nests all over so that a whole new generation of little itty, bitty, teeny-weenie spiders will burst out and feast on your warm organs. Yummy.

I wish I was in a production of Joseph the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat. With an Aussie accent.

[TomaMoto]

An Australian Joseph and the Technicolor Dreamcoat is in fact produced and Edwyn is cast as the lead. A young, American upstart named Corey Maddox (who has pleasured several rich men) is chosen to direct said performance and it turns into a hellish nightmare far unluckier than any MacBeth ever.

I wish I had my own movie theater complete with popcorn popper.

[HyperFaerie]

Wish granted. But when your theater debuts the movie version of Joseph the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat with Edwyn and his cast, the movie goers enlist the help of the big bad wolf to huff and puff and blow the theater down.

I wish I had a wolf t-shirt.


(I messed up. I know. XP)

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but then you become one of the most uncool people to grace this earth. Sadly, the reality of this would extend beyond this thread. :(

I wish Edwyn weren't so lame. ;-;

[McCorvic Sucks]

Sorry, your wish does not compute.

I wish that Matt would just admit his love for me.

[HyperFaerie]

(I'm Uncooooooooooool :cry )

[Matt Cruea]

Matthew Lesko, Matt LeBlanc, and Matt Frewer (Television's Max Headroom) admit their love for McCorvic. As they jet to their island paradise with McCorvic in tow, where the gangrape commenses. And Lesko? Dude's got a dong that could rip Anna Nicole in two.

I wish Nikki Wright and Nick Tiner would get married. <3

[Nikki Wright]

Wish granted, but in a fit of rebellion, Nikki shoots Nick as he walks down the aisle, killing him instantly.

I wish Edwyn's vagina would take the place of Matt's penis.

[Matt Cruea]

Edwyn's vagina is therefore "loosed" upon the world, enveloping the planet in a dark pink covering that blocks the sun. Humanity is forced to develop new technologies to live through the ensuing ice age, and they do. They prosper and Edwyn's family line dies out.

I wish McCorvic became a Gothic Lolita.

[YdocNameloc]

Wish granted, but McCorvic's new twist of gothic style and lush lips covered in the most glisten...y of black lip-stick stirs a confusing sense of hormones resulting from his new genital problem. The resulting psychosis causes him to rape a penguin in a way never previously thought of by mankind.

I wish my artistic ability could cure cancer.

[Edwyn]

Wish granted, but cancer is actually an unexpected form of protection from the freezing cold induced by the vagina-eclipse and thus your artistic ability kills off the entire human race much quicker.

I wish that I didn't have to press the buttons on my remote control.

[McCorvic Sucks]

Granted. Instead, the remote control buttons push you...into submission...with leather and chains...and it's hot. *dot dot dot*

I wish I would never have to surrender my position as queue master of this game.

[Matt Cruea]

McCorvic's wish is granted AND TWISTED by Matt's wish.

I wish the Monkey's Paw no longer worked.

[Matt Cruea]

Wish granted.