Who Killed JFK?

[timdalton007]

I guess this thread's title explains it all, but let me explain why I've started this thread: I watched Oliver Stone's film JFK the other day and it got me thinking: Who Really Killed John F. Kennedy? I came out here expecting to see a thread about this and I didn't so I'm starting this one.

So who do you guys think killed JFK?

timdalton007

[Komichi]

Our beautifully twisted government.

[Matt Cruea]

Bears. Big bears.

[Komichi]

Those foul hearted bears. They're the #1 threat to our society.

[HiLoPe]

The Russians. Definitely.

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At least Russian bears. Deadly.

[Cefaclor]

bwahaha XD I walked down the street last night, it was quiet and the stars were out and some random guy zoomed past me and all I heard was "BEEEEEEEEEEEAAaaaaar!!!". I am so serious. I think he was drunk XD but most probably the bears are taking over the frikkin world! AA!!

[ig.]

I think the Red Dwarf episode "Tikka to Ride" presents the most logical explanation thus far.

Also, Jack Ruby killed Oswald. I know cause I saw a pic and Oswald was all HULGH!-

[Menchi]

maybe he didn't get assasinated, maybe it was a copy or a clone

maybe he wasn't real to begin with

AM I GOING CRAZY!!!!!!

[Gabi Star]

"Homestar Runner, did you kill John F Kennedy?"

"I sho did"

[timdalton007]

I hate to seem like I am asking dumb questions but what is it with bears? There are a ton of replies with the answer being "Bears". I apoligize if this is a joke because I guess I don't share your sense of humor. I only hope you're not being serious.

timdalton007

[chronocrossed]

If you believe the goverment and media: Lee Harvey Oswald.

If you don't believe them: Aliens, The government themselves, another government, another gunman, Gumby, take your pick.

Regardless who killed him, it was a tragedy for sure.

[Cefaclor]

For some reason my mom keeps saying it was the italian mafia.

[Mat Growcott]

like someone said, Red Dwarf = True :O...

Personally i blame Yoko Ono. But i blame her for everything <_<

[Lady Plantagenet]

For some reason my mom keeps saying it was the italian mafia.

SHHHHHH!!! Or you will be sleeping with da fishes! >.>;

That is one theory, though. The belief is JFK was elected because of Frank Sinatra and the mafia helping him. Once JFK became president, he wanted to do a lot of things the mafia did not like, and so did his brother Robert Kennedy so the mafia killed both of them. The mafia almost killed Frank Sinatra, but they liked his song "Chicago" so he was saved.

That is only a rumor, who knows if it is true or not.

[Klaymen1]

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